The sun smells too loud

Mogwai, one of my all-time favourite bands, have a new album coming out called 'The Hawk is Howling' and they're giving away a track called 'The Sun Smells Too Loud' for a limited time only... Download it now - click on the eagle's eye - they can do no wrong.

3rd floor winter afternoon

Shortfalls of self-deception

Been watching too much 007...

New Academics vector portrait fuck-around

New Academics gig poster

Lynch mobs of the world

In the wake of recent news events I've been giving some thought to the lynch mob. The lynch mob is a perfect symbol of how a group of otherwise rational human beings can become stupidly barbaric by the mere effect of each other's company.
Then I imagined a lynch mob of actual mobsters...
...a lynch mob of priests...
..and finally a group of disgruntled mimes.

I'm thinking of doing a book called "Lynch Mobs of the World"

Wise words from simple people... No.3

A final excerpt of the profound Tao te Ching, as read by Tony, a born again charismatic knob head.

The church up my road No. 4 - Running low...

Not sure about this one... Just been dying to hang something from that streetlight in the background.

Crudely chiseled album art

A few months ago I was approached by a South African band, called New Academics, to do the cover art for their new album, called "The Apple". The album has just been independently released, and it sounds as golden as it looks. (Literally - I used a 875c...)






Rockstars can make great clients.

What u need to do is...

Wise words from simple people... No.2

Another excerpt from the Tao te Ching, eloquently brought to you by some guy called Buddy. I dunno, he looks like a Buddy. Or a Kenny. Either way, he's a walking faux pas.

Poor caracature of someone I haven't seen in a while

Would she recognise herself?

A religion that makes sense?

Can it be? It seems. The World Pantheism Movement is one of the most rational yet spiritually inviting concepts I've ever come across. They'll explain it better than I can.

Scripture is so last millennium...

Meeting Mr. Nice

I went to the Howard Marks book signing in Hyde Park last night. He seemed really nice... although he could be a doctor, if you know what I mean.





















Deciphered:
To a fellow stoner
Keep on smoking
Don't exhale
(signed) Howard Marks

Oh yeah - and off to see his show tonight...

Wise words from simple people... No.1

The Tao te Ching by Lao Tzu has to be one of the most profound yet simple books ever written. The most poetic translation I've come across is by a guy called Steven Mitchell.
This is an excerpt read by Tiffany, a telemarketer from Essex...

The church up my road No. 3 - Free trips

Jesus loves me...

I recently came to realise that despite my lack of religious conviction, I have a very healthy relationship with Jesus - probably healthier than most church-goers. Why? Because I allow Jesus to be. I don't ask what Jesus can do for me. I ask what I can do for Jesus. I can give him a 2 foot, uncircumcised erection and an evil grin, scaring away his persecutors while nailed to the cross. I allow him to dance naked, stoned, drunk and laughing at life. I cheer him to throw bricks through windows. I allow him to experience the beauty of existence, and Jesus loves me for that.

Say 'Aaaahhhh shit.'

A big job go bye-bye.

Rejects of the character development world

Their arms are like that cos they were gonna be juggling...
I like the bottom three.

The church up my road No. 2 - Kneelling?