Best birthday ever!

MERRRRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE :)

Hope you all got what you wanted!

Far from an insult, this is an enlivening portrayal, celebrating the immense depth of the man that was (apparently) Jesus Christ. Bless his vast bowel.

If you're offended, you should probably calm down, then click here. and here. And here too.

Then pray for me. I like that. It gives me a tingly feeling.

Jesus' birthday wish...

MERRRRRY CHRISTMAS!! :P

It's shit like this...

... that personally makes me wanna hurl, yes, but specifically this a true reflection of the bullshit of rigid belief systems. Only a person of staunch religious conviction (aka Jesus freak) could put this much faith in the power of spamming. To me, this is blasphemy infinitely worse than "God is an arsehole" or "Jesus swallowed for new moccasins." Whoever made this is not going to hell. They're in hell. Sad fuck! Oh well.

Crudely chiseled album art

A few months ago I was approached by a South African band, called New Academics, to do the cover art for their new album, called "The Apple". The album has just been independently released, and it sounds as golden as it looks. (Literally - I used a 875c...)






Rockstars can make great clients.

Jesus loves me...

I recently came to realise that despite my lack of religious conviction, I have a very healthy relationship with Jesus - probably healthier than most church-goers. Why? Because I allow Jesus to be. I don't ask what Jesus can do for me. I ask what I can do for Jesus. I can give him a 2 foot, uncircumcised erection and an evil grin, scaring away his persecutors while nailed to the cross. I allow him to dance naked, stoned, drunk and laughing at life. I cheer him to throw bricks through windows. I allow him to experience the beauty of existence, and Jesus loves me for that.

The church up my road No. 2 - Kneelling?

Happy Easter!

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Go Jesus! It's your birthday!