I recently came to realise that despite my lack of religious conviction, I have a very healthy relationship with Jesus - probably healthier than most church-goers. Why? Because I allow Jesus to be. I don't ask what Jesus can do for me. I ask what I can do for Jesus. I can give him a 2 foot, uncircumcised erection and an evil grin, scaring away his persecutors while nailed to the cross. I allow him to dance naked, stoned, drunk and laughing at life. I cheer him to throw bricks through windows. I allow him to experience the beauty of existence, and Jesus loves me for that.
