Apple Z

Madiba's birthday wish

What more could he want?

Wise words from simple people... No.3

A final excerpt of the profound Tao te Ching, as read by Tony, a born again charismatic knob head.

Wise words from simple people... No.2

Another excerpt from the Tao te Ching, eloquently brought to you by some guy called Buddy. I dunno, he looks like a Buddy. Or a Kenny. Either way, he's a walking faux pas.

Poor caracature of someone I haven't seen in a while

Would she recognise herself?

Wise words from simple people... No.1

The Tao te Ching by Lao Tzu has to be one of the most profound yet simple books ever written. The most poetic translation I've come across is by a guy called Steven Mitchell.
This is an excerpt read by Tiffany, a telemarketer from Essex...

Jesus loves me...

I recently came to realise that despite my lack of religious conviction, I have a very healthy relationship with Jesus - probably healthier than most church-goers. Why? Because I allow Jesus to be. I don't ask what Jesus can do for me. I ask what I can do for Jesus. I can give him a 2 foot, uncircumcised erection and an evil grin, scaring away his persecutors while nailed to the cross. I allow him to dance naked, stoned, drunk and laughing at life. I cheer him to throw bricks through windows. I allow him to experience the beauty of existence, and Jesus loves me for that.

Rejects of the character development world

Their arms are like that cos they were gonna be juggling...
I like the bottom three.